I Opened the Door Last Night…and Met a Candidate for the Darwin Awards
I tend to meet a lot of dumb people, so many in fact that I have stopped even thinking about them as blogging material since I would then have to start www.dumbpeopleblog.com. 
But yesterday, yesterday I met a guy who really takes the cake on being dumb, ignorant, and champion at putting his foot so far in his mouth that it came out of his @$$. Now, let me set the stage…I was cooking, yeah me, I was cooking my version of Mexican rice for dinner (it turned out bland btw) and I hear the door bell ring. My first thought: “D*mnit who would be ringing my door bell right at flippin’ dinner time?”. The conversation over the next three minutes went something like this:
HIM: Hi, is your husband *insert pause as he looked at me*…I mean are your parents home?
ME: This is my house and no my husband is not at home.
HIM: Seriously? This is your house?
ME: *Insert glare*
HIM: Are these your kids?
ME: Yes
HIM: No seriously you are their mother???
ME: *Insert a glare that would have made a smarter man cup himself*
HIM: *Rattling on about garbage pick up and saving money…* Really they are all yours?
ME: Yes they are. *What did he think I stole them off the street? The huge belly doesn’t tell you anything either?*
HIM: So would you like to sign up for this service?
ME: My husband is the one who handles stuff like this…*I am too lazy to do the bills when hubby will do them*
HIM: *Hands over paperwork* Well if you could just give me a check you can postdate it…
ME: I will wait until my husband gets home to talk it over with him.
HIM: Yeah ok, I wasn’t sure if you would be able to make this decision on your own. I am sure that your husband wants to make these decisions since he is bring in all the dough.
ME: *Insert ball cupping glare and SLAM as I shut the door in his smiling dumb, ignorant and annoying face”
And you know they worst part? He was serious…and he thought he was a good sales person. I’d rather pay extra for my garbage pick up than pay his salary. @@
Wow- what a jerk! Glad you slammed the door on him. Good choice
Oh jeeze….that’s horrible. I’ve had horrible sales people call me at work and use the whole “Little girl, let me speak to your manager” kinda of shpeal. Idiots…
Insert ball cupping glare and SLAM as I shut the door in his smiling dumb, ignorant and annoying face” Nice. lol
OH my… I am sorry but I am laughing my butt off..I don’t know what I would have done if I were you in this situation. Probably the same thing you did..
Go, Victoria! What an ass. Did you through the paperwork back at him before you slammed the door on him?
This is why I don’t answer the door! haha
Wow, his ignorance is one thing but to suggest that you can’t make any decisions because you don’t bring in the “dough”, There’s a reason he’s only a door-to-door salesman
Seriously?!? What an A**!!!
You know how they say ignorance is bliss? Well, that guy must be INCREDIBLY happy!
Geez, what an idiot..the only mistake you made was not slamming it in his face sooner!
I believe I would call the company an let them know what a dumba** they have working for them
I can’t believe he said any of that! What the h@ll! I wonder if there’s a supervisor you could call and complain about him. I suppose he thought he was being funny. I hate those people who just don’t get they’re not funny at all, but rude and inappropriate.
Wow, what a complete jerk! I’m too much of a b@#*h to even deal with a person like that. i would have ended up telling him off and kicking him out of my yard!
ROTFLMAO
A-hole to the nth degree!
Oh my word I cannot believe that guy! So rude! I have run into more people like that lately. Is something in the water??? lol